Comments on: Opening Weekend and Clams http://islanderart.com/shore.htm/2007/05/21/opening-weekend-and-clams/ The Wildwoods,The Jersey Shore, and Satire Fri, 13 Jan 2012 05:51:44 -0800 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 By: LJM http://islanderart.com/shore.htm/2007/05/21/opening-weekend-and-clams/comment-page-1/#comment-130 LJM Fri, 25 May 2007 01:38:12 +0000 http://islanderart.com/shore.htm/2007/05/21/opening-weekend-and-clams/#comment-130 The reason the flying in the air things formerly known as "seagulls" drop things onto the Ocean Drive bridges defies logic, as the bridges are too narrow for a dive bomber to hit, let alone a bridge or your car, or if you are lucky enough, to deposit "bird residue" through your sunroof, but that is better than a clamshell or two. Also note that I correctly used "to, two, and too" correctly, even though I didn't use "to" until this paragraph. Thank you, Miss Delli. LJM Editor's Note:  Yes, the bridges are narrow, but they were built when people knew how to drive.  The seagulls were painted on the road, not the bridges.  The Grammar Guy says he only had Miss Delli for homeroom. The reason the flying in the air things formerly known as “seagulls” drop things onto the Ocean Drive bridges defies logic, as the bridges are too narrow for a dive bomber to hit, let alone a bridge or your car, or if you are lucky enough, to deposit “bird residue” through your sunroof, but that is better than a clamshell or two.

Also note that I correctly used “to, two, and too” correctly, even though I didn’t use “to” until this paragraph. Thank you, Miss Delli.

LJM

Editor’s Note:  Yes, the bridges are narrow, but they were built when people knew how to drive.  The seagulls were painted on the road, not the bridges.  The Grammar Guy says he only had Miss Delli for homeroom.

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